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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

This Just In: Local Man Angry at the Housing Bail-out

Reginald Williams, 36, a the financial director of USA Bank, had more than just work financial issues on the mind today. He is extremely angry that his tax money has to fund a bailout.



Said Williams, "When I saw that these people who have been terrible with their money and their life choices are now getting bailed out, I was appalled. That they get bailed out simply because they can't pay?"


Angrily, he went on to say "So wait, all I have to do is get tricked into buying a house that I can't afford, have my house in foreclosure, endure debtors calling, have to choose whether I want to pay the electric bill or the water bill this month because I can't pay both, and feel like you failed your family?"

"If it's that easy to get a free house, then sign me up".

"Maybe I should not pay all my bills and just sit around and expect them to get paid by the government. It's simply a disgrace to America. And the to American way," he added.

i want you! to hate poor people

Williams continued, "When my bank got bailed out, I knew at least that we could gain capitol over the next 30 years. What is the point in bailing out a family of 4 with young children? Just so they can grow up learning to mooch off the government?"

President Obama's Bailout has won in the senate but many feel the same as Mr. Williams. Time will tell if Obama's plan can gain public support.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Upcoming Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors


Due to the success of the newest Ben and Jerry Flavor, Yes, Pecan!, the powers that be have rolled out plans for four more celebrity-inspired flavors!


Alex Rodriquez's Overjoyed 'Roid
- Gummy Bears , Sprinkles, Vanilla Ice Cream, Rainbows,Primobolon, and Testosterone. All that happiness to even out the Rage!
You wont like me when I'm hungry

Barack Obama's Ebony and Ivory Towers - Chocolate ice cream with White Chocolate chunks! Because Racism is Officially Over.
Now how are we going to sell all those confederate flags?

Chris Brown's Rum Punch Crunch! - Rum Punch Flavored Vanilla ice cream with pieces of Toffee and Walnuts mixed in. Now with more Punch!
Shouldn't I be holding a boxer?


Joaquin Phoenix's Spiraling Sanity - A Vanilla Fudge Swirl with pieces of Joaquin Pheonix's Beard and what is left of his brain! Limited Quantities Available.Our hearts go out to the family of Joaquin Phoenix during their terrible loss

Saturday, February 21, 2009

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