The new commercials starring Ed McMahon and MC Hammer for Cash4Gold have led to increased scrutiny about who is behind the gold buying company. During an investigation by three Junior Woodchucks - Huey Dewey and Louie, it was discovered that their Uncle Scrooge McDuck was the proprietor. Cash4Gold is a business where people send their unwanted gold through the mail in exchange for cash.
When cornered by reporters, Scrooge admitted to owning the company. When pressed about it he had this to say " Jump start me heart! Ye can na jump and swim through cash like you can gold. It just inna the same." When asked how the business was doing, he left via helicopter with Launchpad McQuack and referred us to his accountant, Fenton Crackshell.
"Scrooge McDuck is not making money on this venture, but he loves to swim through gold. Ever since he lost his Number One Dime to Magica De Spell, he has had a gold shortage, mostly due to the Beagle Boys' numerous successful break-ins. But I can assure you that Gizmo Duck is on the case."
Upon announcement of the news, McDuck Enterprises stock fell sharply.
Upon announcement of the news, McDuck Enterprises stock fell sharply.
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