In breaking news, the world's most famous alien this side of ET has announced his farewell tour. Michael Jackson is going on one tour in Britain before returning to his home planet of Xanuk.
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s clamoring for one last tour have finally had their prayers answered. In 1998 scientists have figured out that Micheal Jackson is slowly dissolving due to the Earth's atmosphere, and he has been searching for a way to stave off the disease.
Scientists and doctors have been unable to make much progress in the case, citing Jackson's unique DNA and our lack of knowledge about Xanukians.
s clamoring for one last tour have finally had their prayers answered. In 1998 scientists have figured out that Micheal Jackson is slowly dissolving due to the Earth's atmosphere, and he has been searching for a way to stave off the disease.Scientists and doctors have been unable to make much progress in the case, citing Jackson's unique DNA and our lack of knowledge about Xanukians.
Jackson is most famously known for his hit solo career in the 80's and from the several incidents at Neverland Ranch where he allegedly molested children. Jackson has since received a full government pardon due to different customs between planets.
Jackson has assured Earth people that it is, in fact, quite common on his planet to molest children and is a sign of good mental health.
His farewell tour starts in Winter of 2009.
Jackson has assured Earth people that it is, in fact, quite common on his planet to molest children and is a sign of good mental health.
His farewell tour starts in Winter of 2009.
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