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Thursday, February 26, 2009

This Just In: Octomom Wishes She Stopped At Six

Nadya Suleman, better known as the Octomom, had this to say earlier in a prepared press statement: "Due to the media response to my story, and my own personal soul searching, I will say now that I have some regrets. I have done a very careless thing. I wish now that I had stopped at six kids."

She paused briefly and appeared to be composing herself. "I am deeply sorry for my actions and if I could do it all over again, I would. It's just that the nickname Octomom is really annoying and I feel that Sextumom would be better for my publicity." She continued, "Basically because it has the word 'sex' in it. It would simply generate more buzz. I would undoubtedly be higher ranked in Google Trends than 91st, right after Jamie Foxx's new video."

It was at this point she referred questions to her publicist while she fielded a phone call about potentially giving two of the children away.

More news as this develops.