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Thursday, March 5, 2009

More White People Can Point Out Obscure Country Than Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry has the number one movie in the country for the second straight week with his smash hit Madea Goes to Jail. But who exactly is Tyler Perry? It turns out, no white person really knows.
In a recent Poll by CNN, 153 white Americans were asked two questions: 1) If they knew who Tyler Perry was, and 2) If they could point out the obscure European country of Estonia.
It turns out that more white Americans could accurately point out Estonia than knew who Tyler Perry was.



When doing research for the subject, CNN found that Tyler Perry actually has a TV show that runs right now, and has made movies before. Many of the polled Americans expressed dismay at this news. Said one pollster, "If all this is happening right under our noses and nobody knows about it, then no wonder we can't catch Bin Laden."

Another had this to say, "God help us all. Tyler Perry could be an Alien trying to take over our country." A crazy theory indeed, but one that gained water when this reporter found this picture of Tyler Perry in disguise, probably about to shoot someone who knows he's an alien:

More news as the story develops.