The Dog from Duck Hunt sent out a letter Friday to one Kevin Roberts apologizing for all the times he acted "like a real doucher". The letter states that the Dog is "Very sorry for all the times I laughed at you not shooting the ducks. It was a horrible thing to do." Despite the Dog's antics, Kevin still hung out with the Dog throughout High School and College.Acoording to the letter, the Dog found Jesus sometime in the late 90's and has now devoted his life to helping, rather than laughing at people. Also, part of his 12 step program includes asking people to forgive him. In the letter, the Dog also apologized to Kevin for such various acts that he had committed such as:
- Putting Tabasco sauce in your drink when you weren't looking
- Stealing your girlfriend on prom night
- Telling you that the cookie dough contained no peanut products
- Putting tampons and ketchup in your mouth while you were passed out and sending the picture to your mom
- Spreading the rumor in high school that you were a post-op Tranny
- Always telling your parents when they called looking for you that you had been "in the bathroom with your friend Steve for a while" and that "he would call you back after he's out"
- Sleeping with your mom
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Your damn right I tried to shoot that fucker every time. I'll accept the apology for his unacceptable behavior when he replaces the 4 TV I broke in an angry rage for losing the game and being ridiculed.
ReplyDeleteLoL it's true he was an ass but he has found Jesus now.
ReplyDeleteThe worst part of him being an asshole is that he was supposed to be on my side, he's my hunting dog for christ's sake.
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