Tuesday a Brooklyn man accused of impersonating a police officer has pulled another fast one on the justice system. Reginald Scarletto, 37, was arrested February 27th on charges that he was impersonating a police officer to pull people over for speeding, then letting them go if they paid him 35 dollars.
Scarletto was released on bond until his court date. This Tuesday, he apparently dressed up as the judge and dismissed all charges against himself. The real judge for the case was later found to be eating lunch when this occured. He was told via telephone that that there would be no cases today due to a courtroom flood.
Scarletto is still on the run and should be considered armed and dangerous. He is between 5'11" and 6'5", with red or blonde or brown hair, a beard, or not, and was last seen wearing fake Groucho Marx glasses, nose, and mustache combo. If you see him, or someone dressed like Snidely Whiplash, call police immedietly.
Scarletto was released on bond until his court date. This Tuesday, he apparently dressed up as the judge and dismissed all charges against himself. The real judge for the case was later found to be eating lunch when this occured. He was told via telephone that that there would be no cases today due to a courtroom flood.
Scarletto is still on the run and should be considered armed and dangerous. He is between 5'11" and 6'5", with red or blonde or brown hair, a beard, or not, and was last seen wearing fake Groucho Marx glasses, nose, and mustache combo. If you see him, or someone dressed like Snidely Whiplash, call police immedietly.
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Awesome, this man shows a real profit-oriented zeal and entrepreneurial spirit (easy to say, not so easy to spell). Surely these are the American virtues your great country was built on. You should publicise the idea on all those websites that are springing up claiming to offer sound financial advice to people in a global recesssion. Patented of course. With a costume-hire fee and consultation charge...
ReplyDeleteI meant the Scarletto judge / cop impersonator trial, not Mr. Halitosis above. Thank God once again for the internet. By the way if you'd like to read some Brit-oriented satire (we're so spoilt for material at the moment) check out http://www.mythshifter.com
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