The authors of the Worst Case Scenario books are back to tackle a very important subject : suicide. During a "cry for help" suicide attempt there is the very real possibility that you may actually die. So what are the best ways to survive one without making it look like you wanted to live? Worst Case Scenario: Suicide Edition explores this concept.
The authors have some great tips for suiciders, such as these:
1 If you shoot yourself in the head with a gun, attempt to land on a pillow when you fall. This may help with clotting.
2 If you cut your wrists (up the road, not across the tracks) hop in your bathtub and use cold water, not warm. This will slow down the blood flow.
3 If you jump off a tall building, hit the ground feet first then roll onto your calf, thigh, buttock, then torso, in that order. This will absorb the fall equally over your body.
And many more. This helpful book goes on sale in Summer.
1 If you shoot yourself in the head with a gun, attempt to land on a pillow when you fall. This may help with clotting.
2 If you cut your wrists (up the road, not across the tracks) hop in your bathtub and use cold water, not warm. This will slow down the blood flow.
3 If you jump off a tall building, hit the ground feet first then roll onto your calf, thigh, buttock, then torso, in that order. This will absorb the fall equally over your body.
And many more. This helpful book goes on sale in Summer.
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